Can't leap over that one pit? Can't beat the Egg Breaker Normal record after 500 redos? Do you airdash too much? Well, my friend, TSC now covers all of that!
At TSC, we recognize that even Sonic isn't in the medical condition to keep falling into pits, press buttons Mario Party style, or rapidly gain bursts of speed in air. We don't want you to have to pay a lot of money to fix that, either. We also recognize that we ram into and accidentally destroy vehicles in Shadow the Hedgehog. So TSC has come up with a new service... TSC Direct!
http://www.tscinsurance.com/active/default.aspTSC Direct will insure all of those situations that we mentioned; yes, including that of the controller man, too! We will give you top rate medical insurance so you won't have to lose big $$$ for breaking that stupid Egg Breaker/Airdash finger. Just go to our website,
http://www.tscinsurance.com/active/default.asp , and click away till' you get insured! We guarantee that you'll never regret it...
TSC Direct: Building better bones and cars daily, one by one.
I love to do this little gimmick every now and then.